Hope the bunny stops and leaves you plenty.
Easter Egg hunt is still going on.......you have until April 21st to submit your answers, please check out this link to get your entry form and start hunting.
http://easter-eggs-artfire.blogspot.com/
Also this weekend is Crazy Train Featured Artfire Artisian **** Alisuns **** She has two shops on Artfire and makes some simply scruptious jewelry, you won't be disappointed if you visit her shops and take a peek, browse around, Mother's Day is coming. She has some wonderful birthstone Swarovski Crystal jewelry as well as other glass and gemstones. It is worth the look-see. www.Alisuns.artfire.com
Smile for today, you know smiles are free, I promised two -
Is Windows a Virus
No, Windows is not a virus. Here's what viruses do:
1.They replicate quickly - okay, Windows does that.
2.Viruses use up valuable system resources, slowing down the system as they do so - okay, Windows does that.
3.Viruses will, from time to time, trash your hard disk - okay, Windows does that too.
4.Viruses are usually carried, unknown to the user, along with valuable programs and systems. - Sigh.. Windows does that, too.
5.Viruses will occasionally make the user suspect their system is too slow (see 2) and the user will buy new hardware. - Yup, Windows does that, too.Until now it seems Windows is a virus but there are fundamental differences: Viruses are well supported by their authors, are running on most systems, their program code is fast, compact and efficient and they tend to become more sophisticated as they mature.
So Windows is not a virus.It's a bug.
***Top ten tips to know if you have PMS***
10. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.
9. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet
8. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.
7. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.
6. You're using your cell phone to dial up bumper stickers that says,
"How's my driving? Call 1-800-EAT-SHIT."
5. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice.
4. You're convinced there's a God and he's male.
3. You're counting down the days until menopause.
2. You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.
1. The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.
Have a great holiday and ***ITS SPRING** Enjoy it.......
Saturday, April 11, 2009
Monday, April 6, 2009
Spring, Easter, Death and Taxes
This has good and bad things in it, just like life.
well I already posted the Easter Egg hunt, still going on don't miss out, fun, prizes, SHOPPING!!!
http://easter-eggs-artfire.blogspot.com/
Artfire Jewelry Design and Jewelry Supply Shops Guild is getting ready for a spring fling, spring cleaning contest........more fun, prizes and SHOPPING!!!! I will be posting the information real soon so check back, sale will start April 17th.
Now Death, not a happy subject but an inevibility we will all come to realize. My 35 year old daughter in law passed away this weekend, in her sleep, with no warning, with no illness, not a drug user, nothing, but one thing, she was taking Leptopril.....an all natural diet stimulant for weight loss.........PLEASE tell your friends, family, co-workers any one you can about this danger...because it is advertised as all natural people think it is safe it is available over the counter so any one and everyone who wants to lose weight can and probably will try at least some type of chemical help at some point, I know I did.......please stay away from these horrible things....lifestype modification is your best bet..LEPTOPRIL AND LEPTOPRIN ARE KILLERS.
Now back to doing my taxes......count down is on.
No smile for this post...I am just so tired and exhausted, this is going to be a rough week.
Everyone thanks for reading and come back soon, promise I'll have some jokes, two to make up for this..............Joy aka catinalife
well I already posted the Easter Egg hunt, still going on don't miss out, fun, prizes, SHOPPING!!!
http://easter-eggs-artfire.blogspot.com/
Artfire Jewelry Design and Jewelry Supply Shops Guild is getting ready for a spring fling, spring cleaning contest........more fun, prizes and SHOPPING!!!! I will be posting the information real soon so check back, sale will start April 17th.
Now Death, not a happy subject but an inevibility we will all come to realize. My 35 year old daughter in law passed away this weekend, in her sleep, with no warning, with no illness, not a drug user, nothing, but one thing, she was taking Leptopril.....an all natural diet stimulant for weight loss.........PLEASE tell your friends, family, co-workers any one you can about this danger...because it is advertised as all natural people think it is safe it is available over the counter so any one and everyone who wants to lose weight can and probably will try at least some type of chemical help at some point, I know I did.......please stay away from these horrible things....lifestype modification is your best bet..LEPTOPRIL AND LEPTOPRIN ARE KILLERS.
Now back to doing my taxes......count down is on.
No smile for this post...I am just so tired and exhausted, this is going to be a rough week.
Everyone thanks for reading and come back soon, promise I'll have some jokes, two to make up for this..............Joy aka catinalife
Wednesday, April 1, 2009
April Easter Egg Hunt on Artfire
I hope every one takes a peek and tries to win this...free to enter....here's the link, now find those eggs. you have 3 weeks.
http://easter-eggs-artfire.blogspot.com/
http://easter-eggs-artfire.blogspot.com/
Friday, March 6, 2009
Spring ahead
Don't forget to change your clocks this weekend. OMG these changes are always hard for a week on my body clock, at least there is more sunshine. It has been a rough week again. My PTSD is still going strong. I have been very busy with day job, made a few new pieces and will be working on listings this weekend. I am always so glad it is Friday.
Spring always brings renewal and I can't wait to sit out on the porch and bead.
Join me on plurk or twitter. look for catinalife of course. I like plurk the best so I'm there more. think I can be bilingual plitter or twurker.....went bead shopping yesterday so I want to make something RIGHT NOW!!
Smile for today:
Questions that have Confused humankind!!
a.. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll
squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"
a.. Who was the first person to say "See that chicken there....I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's butt."
a.. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a
horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
a.. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
a.. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
a.. Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
a.. If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
a.. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
a.. Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?
a.. Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They\'re both dogs!
a.. What do you call male ballerinas?
a.. Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream??
a.. If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap,why
didn't he just buy dinner?
a.. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
a.. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
a.. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
a.. Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?
a.. Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the
same tune?
a.. Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
a.. Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your ass?
a.. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he can't wait to stick his head out the window into the wind?
a.. Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?
There's a few good ones for thought!
Spring always brings renewal and I can't wait to sit out on the porch and bead.
Join me on plurk or twitter. look for catinalife of course. I like plurk the best so I'm there more. think I can be bilingual plitter or twurker.....went bead shopping yesterday so I want to make something RIGHT NOW!!
Smile for today:
Questions that have Confused humankind!!
a.. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll
squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"
a.. Who was the first person to say "See that chicken there....I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's butt."
a.. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a
horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
a.. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
a.. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
a.. Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
a.. If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
a.. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
a.. Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?
a.. Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They\'re both dogs!
a.. What do you call male ballerinas?
a.. Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream??
a.. If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap,why
didn't he just buy dinner?
a.. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
a.. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
a.. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
a.. Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?
a.. Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the
same tune?
a.. Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
a.. Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your ass?
a.. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he can't wait to stick his head out the window into the wind?
a.. Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?
There's a few good ones for thought!
Wednesday, February 25, 2009
Wednesday week countdown
I am always glad for Wednesday. Friday is in sight and I relish my weekends. I hope your week is going well. Hope your life is too. This will be short and sweet, my life is boring. I miss my kids and wish for warmer days to come soon. I have listed over 100 items now in my store so I have been busy www.catinalife.artfire.com lots of great eye candy.
Thanks to www.jewelrybydesiree.artfire.com she purchased my little cube bracelet with her winnings on the treasure hunt recently on Artfire; thanks Moonstone for all your hard work with that. You can find her great shop at www.moonstone.artfire.com
I love this piece of Desiree's, purple is this seasons color...be sure and visit both their shops.
http://static.artfire.com/admin/product_images/thumbs/3641_product_1715450688_thumb_large.jpg
Smile for today! Stop wrinkles smile more. My favorite proverb: I would rather be thought a fool than open my mouth and be proved one.
Can't find any really good jokes they were all too adult that I was finding, but there is some great ones at the bottom of each older post, if you have a good one to share please let me know, I always need a smile, especially now. I really love a few new blogs that my fellow artist on Artfire.com are doing, great reading, love you all. I am following them all so just take a peek, click on their avi.
Thanks to www.jewelrybydesiree.artfire.com she purchased my little cube bracelet with her winnings on the treasure hunt recently on Artfire; thanks Moonstone for all your hard work with that. You can find her great shop at www.moonstone.artfire.com
I love this piece of Desiree's, purple is this seasons color...be sure and visit both their shops.
http://static.artfire.com/admin/product_images/thumbs/3641_product_1715450688_thumb_large.jpg
Smile for today! Stop wrinkles smile more. My favorite proverb: I would rather be thought a fool than open my mouth and be proved one.
Can't find any really good jokes they were all too adult that I was finding, but there is some great ones at the bottom of each older post, if you have a good one to share please let me know, I always need a smile, especially now. I really love a few new blogs that my fellow artist on Artfire.com are doing, great reading, love you all. I am following them all so just take a peek, click on their avi.
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